Daughter Dearest

More police lore in the making. Not quite a turkey drumstick, but similar:

Police have arrested a 42-year-old woman who said a dispute over a dinner roll led to a fatal fight with her father.
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The woman reportedly told investigators she ate a dinner roll her father had been saving for later, even though it had a note telling her not to. Police said she also fired a gun, but apparently didn’t hit her father.

The story in Grand Haven (Michigan) Tribune.