Tag: Officer Pete says

Officer Pete says (rule 10):

Remember to tell me if you have anything sharp on you before I pat you down.

Officer Pete says (rule 11):

Even if you don’t mean it as an insult, please don’t call me “shorty,” “brother,” “boo,” or “dog.”

Officer Pete says (rule 12):

Don’t piss off police, some of us are assholes.

Officer Pete says (rule 13):

Don’t be surprised when we arrest someone, there really isn’t much else we can do.

Officer Pete says (rule 14):

It doesn’t matter if you’re right. Nobody will believe you if you’re in jail.

Officer Pete says (rule 15):

If you’re going to get arrested, try and wear warm clothes. It’s cold in jail. And no, you can’t bring your cigarettes.

Officer Pete says (rule 16):

I know he says he loves you, but he says that to all his girlfriends.

Officer Pete says (rule 17):

I know she says she loves you, but you have a job and a paycheck.

Officer Pete says (rule 18):

Don’t believe he’s innocent just because you’re related.

Officer Pete says (rule 19):

I don’t stop people because they’re black. Everyone I stop is black because there are no white people where I work.