Officer Pete says (rule 10):
Remember to tell me if you have anything sharp on you before I pat you down.
Remember to tell me if you have anything sharp on you before I pat you down.
Even if you don’t mean it as an insult, please don’t call me “shorty,” “brother,” “boo,” or “dog.”
Don’t piss off police, some of us are assholes.
Don’t be surprised when we arrest someone, there really isn’t much else we can do.
It doesn’t matter if you’re right. Nobody will believe you if you’re in jail.
If you’re going to get arrested, try and wear warm clothes. It’s cold in jail. And no, you can’t bring your cigarettes.
I know he says he loves you, but he says that to all his girlfriends.
I know she says she loves you, but you have a job and a paycheck.
Don’t believe he’s innocent just because you’re related.
I don’t stop people because they’re black. Everyone I stop is black because there are no white people where I work.