Officer Pete says (rule 20):
Nothing keeps the hoodlums inside like a little rain.
Nothing keeps the hoodlums inside like a little rain.
If you want to kill somebody, go right up and shoot him in the head. Otherwise you never know where those bullets can go.
Please don’t shoot your guns up in the air. It scares the neighbors.
Always wear your seatbelt when you drive. It really does protect you.
Always have your driver’s license on you when you drive. If not, please obey all the traffic laws.
Drive slower when it rains.
Just because you “got a job” doesn’t mean I won’t arrest you.
Don’t take heroin, it’s an ugly drug.
If you’re stinky, please take a bath.
Police officers don’t go to work wanting to shoot somebody.